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I need a funny poem for my mom asap!!!! She loves funny things……

hows bout:

Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!

Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.

If you manage to forget,
We’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.

or:
Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.



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Monday, September 14th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
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2 Responses to “Funny Mothers Day poems?”

  1. Chelsie H Says:

    Mom you are a shining star though the world doesn’t know your name.
    You have no fancy title like Baroness or Dame.
    Mom you really are a star, my mother mentor and friend.
    A Nobel Prize for motherhood is what I’d recommend.
    And if I won the lottery I’d share my win with you
    I’d take you Mom on a spending spree each day the whole year through!
    You may not be famous, as your face is known to few.
    But Mom I think you are wonderful and I’m so proud of you!
    References :

  2. Mikki Says:

    hows bout:

    Happy birthday young at heart,
    So many decades, where to start?
    With energy, like that pink bunny,
    You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!

    Never-ending old school ways,
    Filled with stories, to Amaze!
    Listening has been lost with age,
    You belong on theatre stage.

    If you manage to forget,
    We’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
    Happy birthday young at heart,
    Smile with joy, you old fart.

    or:
    Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
    Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
    Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
    Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

    A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
    Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
    Laughter and jokes are within sight,
    Stock up on both, all through the night.
    References :

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